After way too many sql queries, deleting random stuff in production, resizing a database, restarting jira a few dozen times, the old version of jira is back and login is functional.
I really have no idea how we’ll proceed from here, but I’m not touching this server for a few days.
Blowing away more than 20hrs of your weekend! Yikes!!! @cintiadr and @permissionerror we shall never forget the amazing sacrifice that you do for our infrastructure! Thank you so so much!!!